John-Guitar.....John is a great guy with a great....guitar...He plays guitar for our little gathering of idiots, and he may someday be required to backup vocally. He is an all-around cool guy, and he got a 1570 on his SAT!!! Go for the gold, Johnny! Keep reaching for that rainbow!

Jeff-Bass.......What is to be said about crazy Jeff....Well, he likes the company of men, that is for sure...He has red hair, and so does his mom.....heheheheheheh.......He can also play the bass clarinet!!! Wow, how admirable....oy....He is cool, and his phone number is 267-6503....And the same to you Jeff, keep reaching for that rainbow...

Justin-Drums.....Justin is a crazy little man with an undersized spleen...He is not very good at guitar or drums, but he does play the tuba....but he is no good at that either....He sucks in every aspect of life...coinidentally, he is the one creating this portion of the site..so please e-mail me with your opinions on monkey-marriage and mutant registration...